Thursday, March 27, 2014

Review of Sholay by Shree #AK49:

Once AK-49 went to watch Sholay film. After watching film someone asked him: who is big thief? Big dacoit? He said : Jay-Veeru!

He explained logic: Surma Bhpoli ne ghoshit kiya hai ki Jay and Veeru pakke aur chhate badmash hai. And look how Thakur joined with them. How Jay-Veeru fool villagers.They wear jeans. They ride scooter in age of tanga. One of them is drunkard. The other has affair with widow. Lover of Veeru inspires Ahmed Miyan, one of few muslims of village to go out of village so that dacoits can kill him. Thakur had no plan to save villagers but only to revenge killing of his own family members and cutting of his hands. Thakur was exploiting his servant called Ramlal. Jay and Veeru celebrate only festival of holi and not eid.
Then AK-49 was asked: what is your opinion about Gabbar Sinh? Dont you find him cruel, robber and having bad manners (spitting here and there)?
AK said: Not at all. He was just like us-aam aadmi. He had habit like our Bharti-spitting here and there. Jay Somnath.
Gabbar wears just one or two pairs of cloth like me. He has no home and lives on fund from villagers like I depend upon fund. They use horse as mode of travelling. Gabbar had Sambha who used to be PRO of him. Sambha used to go and stick posters of reward of 50000. I have two Sambhas. Ashutosh and Punya Prasoon. Gabbar used to abuse every body with Suvvar ke bachchon. I also abuse everybody who is against me. That's why I like Gabbar. Like he cut hands of Thakur, I also want to.....

Monday, March 24, 2014

Kejri Song : Meri Marzi, Mein Chahe Ye Karun, Mein Chahe Wo Karun


(It is just parody of original song  from movie Gambler, lyrics by my friend Vinay Dave and sung by Devang Patel.)
Meri Marzi
Main Chahe Ye Karu Main Chahe Woh Karu
Main Chahe Yaha Jaau Main Chahe Waha Jaau
Modi Ko Main Kahu Bhrastachari Mujse To Sheela Haari
Rahul Ko Main Bolu Bhaiya Sonia Ko Mein Bolu Maiyya
Mere Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Nahi
Chupchaap Baithe Raho Bolna Nahi
Mujhe Samajhana Mat Jhooth Sahi
Chahe Pee Jaau Main Chaay Kaafi Daal Ke Dahi
Meri Marzi ..

Har Chauraahe Par Main Jhadoo Lagawaun
News Paper Kaat Ke Apna Suit Main Banawau
Hospital Mein Jaake Main Zoron Se Chillaau
Rahul Ko God Mein Leke Lori Sunaau
Punya Prasoon Se Setting Kar Ke Media Ko Khari Khoti sunau
Aalu Tamatar Ko Maaru Criket Ke Shot
Sadak Pe Mein Dharne Karoo Pehanke Aam Aadmi Topi
Badi Laactari Lage Kabhi To Rakhu Surat Roti
Mujhe Ab Roko Nahi Mujhe Ab Toko Nahi
Mera Kaha Sun Ke Tum Aaise Ab Chaunko Nahi

Nakli Khansi Kha Kha Ke Khub Chillau Karun Main Shor
AAPnewale Ko Chhod mein baki sab Ko Kahu Chor
Paani Ka Daam Badhaun Main Muft Mein Bechu Tel
Kankar Patthar Dhool Daalkar Sabko De Du Bhel
Main Chahe Ye Karu ...

Main Wagon R Ko Chood Jet Plane Se Jaau Meri Marzi
Main Apne Shoe Ki Lace Bandhawaau Meri Marzi
Main 10 Room Wala Duplex Mangu Meri Marzi
Aadhi Raat Ko Mahilaon Ko Pareshan Karun
Janta Aaye To Terrace Pe Chad Jaun
Bete Ko Main Baap Kah Du Congress Ko AAP
Roz Savere Uthake Chillau BJP Tun Bhaag
Sar Pe Topi Pehnke Sab Ko Pehnaun Topi
Mujhe Ab Roko Nahi ... 

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

नरेन्द्र की शादी में करशनदादा रूठ गए


Courtesy: http://indiancaricature.blogspot.in/
caricature: Rajendra Yadav

'नहीं...मैं नहीं आनेवाला।'
'एसा नहीं करते पप्पा। हमारे घर पे इतना बडा प्रसंग है, मेरे बेटे, अपने नरेन्द्र की शादी होनेवाली हो, और आप एसा करेंगे तो कैसे चलेगा?'
'एक बार बोल दिया ना कि मैं नहीं आनेवाला।'
'पप्पा, मान भी जाइए।'
'नहीं।'
'पप्पा...'
'नहीं...'
'लेकिन पप्पा, इस वक्त आप मेरे चचेरे भाई के घर पे रहे ये कैसे हो सकता है? समाज क्या कहेगा?'
'....'
Courtesy: http://rajeshartworld.blogspot.in/
 Caricature by: Rajesh Y Pujar
'हमारे घर शादी-ब्याह का माहोल है, मंडप सज चूका है, नरेन्द्र घोडी पे बैठने के लिए उत्साहित है, जो लोग हमारे साथ बात भी नहीं करते थे, वो भी अपनी तरक्की देखकर प्रसंग में आये हैं, और आप इसी वक्त शिवाभाई के घर जाकर बैठ गये...'
'मुझे वहां जंचता नहीं, नरेन्द्र बडा शरारती है।'
'और शिवाभाई भी तो आनेवाले है, नरेन्द्र की शादी में, तो आप भी आ जाईये ना।'
'मैंने ही नरेन्द्र को पढाया, लिखाया, इस काबिल बनाया, दुनियादारी शिखाई, लेकिन वो अब मेरी एक नहीं सुनता।'
'पप्पा....'
'पता है? उस दिन जब हमारे घर महेमान आये थे, तब नरेन्द्र बात कर रहा था, लेकिन जब मेरी बारी आई तो आप सब उठ के चल दिए थे। मुझे कितना बूरा लगा था, मालूम है? अब चूंकि नरेन्द्र अच्छी खासी कमाई कर लेता है तो आप लोगों को मेरी झरूरत रही नहीं. मैं तो ठहरा पेन्शनर।'
'पप्पा, एसा मत कहीए। वो तो उस दिन जो महेमान थे वो नई पीढी के थे। अब जमाना बदल गया है। आप जब बोलते है तो युवा पीढी की समज में नहीं आता। आप को नई पीढी के लोगों को समज में आए एसा बोलना चाहिए था ना।
'हा, ये बात सही कही तुमने। अब मैं बुढ्ढा जो हो गया हूं। तुझे पता है? हमारा घर कैसा था? हम लोग बहोत ही गरीब थे। दो वक्त की रोटी भी हम को नसीब नहीं थी। रूखी सूखी रोटी जो भी मिल जाए, खाते थे। साइकिल पे जाते थे। एक ही रूम था। सादा लिबास पहनते थे। आप लोगों की परवरिश कैसे की है, मेरा मन ही जानता है। समाज में भी खास कोई सन्मान नहीं। कही चले गये तो कोई ठीक तरीके से बुलाता भी नहीं था। लेकिन आप को क्या पता उस संघर्ष के बारे में। तुम को तो धूंधला सा कुछ कुछ याद भी होगा, लेकिन नरेन्द्र क्या जाने ईसके बारे में?'
'पप्पा, बीत गई सो बात गई। अब तो हमारे अच्छे दिन है ना नरेन्द्र की वजह से। अब तो हम प्राईवेट जेट और हेलिकोप्टर में घूमते फिरते हैं। आप को भी पहेले प्रमोद नामका भतीजा अच्छा लगता था, जब वो हमारे घर के लिए काफी सौगाद लाता था। आप ने तो एक बार कहा भी था, अब आदमी की जरूरियात रोटी, कपडा और मकान ही नहीं रही, बलकि मोबाइल भी हो गई है। प्रमोद ने धीरुकाका के साथ मोबाइल की 'सेटिंग' करके हम को समृद्ध बनाया था ना।'
'लेकिन बेटे राजु, तुम्हारी कोई बात चलती नहीं। तुम सिर्फ नाम के ही मुखिया हो, घर के। नरेन्द्र की मर्जी के मुताबिक ही सब कुछ हो रहा है, आजकल इस घर में। मेनु क्या रखा जाए, रसोइ कौन बनाएगा, फोटोग्राफर, विडियोग्राफर कौन हौगा, यहां तक कि, पत्रिका कैसी छापी जाए, कौन कैसे कपडे पहने, यहां तक कि, मैं कैसे कपडें पहनूं, कहां खडा रहूं, वो भी वो ही तय कर रहा है। किस को शादी में बुलाया जाए, किस को नहीं, सब वो ही तय कर रहा है। जैसे, मैं और तुम्हारे मुरलीकाका तो मर गए हैं ना। अटलदादा का तो समजे, बिचारे बीमार है।'
'पप्पा, वो अब छोटा बच्चा नहीं रहा। 30 साल का हो गया है। कब तक हम अपनी मनमानी करते रहेंगे? आपने जैसे चाहा, वैसे बरसों तक हमारा घर चला। तब हमारा परिवार संयुक्त था। आप, अटलदादा, मुरलीकाका, जैसे कहेते, वैसा होता।'
'तो क्या हुआ। अब भी होना चाहिए। मैं इस परिवार का मुखिया हूं। अगर आप लोग मेरी बात मानोगे तो आप लोग ही अच्छे दिखोगे। और अगर आप मेरी बात मानोगे तो वे लोग भी ईस शादी में आएंगे, जिन लोगों के साथ आपने नाता तोड दिया है। मसलन..नीतीश, ममता और नवीन जैसे लोग...मेरे नाम पे वे लोग आएंगे। अगर ज्यादा लोग होंगे तो शादी जचेगी।'
'उन लोगों की झरुरत नहीं है अब। नरेन्द्र की पहचान अब बहोत हो गई है, अमरिकावाले भी पूछते हैं,...और वो पासवानने संबंध तोड दिया था तब आप लोग भी नहीं रोक पाए थे, लेकिन नरेन्द्र ही उनको वापिस ले आया ना। और आप को अचानक शिवाभाई पर प्यार क्यों उमड आया?'
'ना, आप लोगों ने तो मेरी बच्ची सुषमा से भी किनारा कर लिया। जब वो हमारी पडोशन सोनिया हमसे झघडा करने आईं थी तब सुषमा ही थी, जिसने सोनिया को करारा जवाब दिया था। सुषमा बोलने में हुंशियार है। लेकिन जब से नरेन्द्र कमाने लगा है, तुम्हारे लिए सौगादे ला रहा है, तब से तुमको वो ही दिखता है, तुम को तुम्हारी बेटी की भी कोई फिक्र नहीं।'
'पप्पा, बेटी तो पराई होती है। कब तक हमारे घर रहेगी? हमारा घर, हमारा वंश तो नरेन्द्र की वजह से ही बढेगा ना।'
'आप लोगो पर तो नरेन्द्रने ना जाने क्या जादू कर दिया है। बेचारे मुरलीकाका! काशी से कुर्सी लाए थे अच्छी खासी, लेकिन नरेन्द्रने खाली करवा दी, अपने लिए। बस, उसकी जीद के आगे आप लोग झूकते ही जा रहे हो। लेकिन उसका ये दादा नहीं झूकनेवाला। कह देना उसे।'
'पप्पा, एसे प्रसंग बारबार नहीं आते। नरेन्द्र कहां बारबार शादी करनेवाला है? ये एक ही बार ना? आप को गुस्सा थूक देना चाहिए।'
'वाह भाई वाह। मुझे गुस्सा थूक देना चाहिए। नरेन्द्र एक ही बार घोडी चडेगा। तो क्या हमारे लिए एसे प्रसंग बारबार आनेवाले है क्या? मेरे लिए तो अब ये आखिरी प्रसंग है। और ये आप लोग जिस तरह की नौटंकी कर रहे हो ना, मैं तो रामजी से प्रार्थना करता हूं, मुझे जलदी उठा ले।'
'एसा मत कहिए, पप्पा। दुःख होता है।'
'और मुझे कितना दुःख होता है, ये सोचा है, कभी? वो येदी, पोलीस की जेल हो के आए हुए आदमी को पनाह दी आप लोगोंने। तुम अच्छी तरह से जानते हो कि सोनिया के परिवार से हमारी जरा भी नहीं बनती। लेकिन तेरा लाडला नरेन्द्र सोनिया के परिवार के लोगों भी न्योता दे आया है। ईतना ही नहीं, उनको शादी के काम भी सोंप रख्खे है, उसने। अपना प्रसंग भव्य दिखना चाहिए यही पागलपन सवार है उसके मन में, लेकिन उस को पता नहीं, सोनिया के परिवार के लोग हमारा अच्छा नहीं देख सकते। प्रसंग में कमी रख देंगे। आखिर अपने ही अपने होते है, और पराये लोग पराये ही रहेते है।'
'पप्पा, नरेन्द्र तो सोनियाबहेन को नीचा दिखाने के लिए ही उनके परिवारजनो को न्योता दे आया है। और उसको पता है, किस को क्या काम देने चाहिए। और जब ये प्रसंग समाप्त हो जाएगा, तो वो उन लोगो को निकाल देगा।'
'लेकिन वो अकेला ही सब कुछ कर रहा है, न मुझे, न तुझे कुछ पूछता है। कहता नहीं कि दादाजी, इतनी पत्रिका आप बांट आओ, रसोइ का आप देख लो।'
'आप अगर ऐसे रूठ के, मुंह फुला के बैठ जाएंगे तो आप को कैसे काम सोंप सकता है? बताईये तो। और आजकाल आप बात बात पे रो भी देते है। उस दिन सुषमाने आप का जरा सा बखान किया तो आप फूट फूट कर रोने लगे थें। ये क्या अच्छी बात है? समाजवाले क्या कहेंगे? यही ना कि नरेन्द्र और राजु उनके करशनदादा का खयाल नहीं रखते, अकेली सुषमा ही खयाल रखती है? मैं भी काम कर रहा हूं, लेकिन बहार का काम नरेन्द्र करता है, क्योंकि वो अभी जवान है। इस लिए एसा लगता है कि नरेन्द्र ही सब कुछ कर रहा है।'
'एसे तो बहोत सारे प्रसंग मैने देख लिए। लेकिन कोई प्रसंग में न तो मैंने अकेले कुछ किया, न तो अकेले यश लिया। सब कुछ तुम्हारे अटलदादा और मुरलीकाका को पूछ के ही किया। तभी तो ये हमारा संयुक्त परिवार टिका। लोगों में हमारी आबरू बढी। लेकिन ये नरेन्द्रने तो अडोशपडोश में झघडे कर के हमारे परिवार की आबरु मीट्टी में मिला दी।'
'तो पप्पा, क्या कोई सामने से झघडने आए तो मार खा लेना चाहिए? सहन कर लेना चाहिए?'
'उस वक्त मैं ही था, जिसने नरेन्द्र की तरफदारी की थी, उस को बचाया था।'
'तो अब क्या ऐतराज है, नरेन्द्र थोडी बदल गया है?'
'मुझे कुछ भी पूछ के वो करता नहीं, मेरा मशवरा नहीं लेता...'
'पप्पा, आप की सूई तो एक जगह अटक गई है, मैं तो आप को पूछता हूं ना...'
'नरेन्द्र नहीं पूछता ना...'
'लेकिन पप्पा, मैं आपका क्या कोई नहीं लगता? क्या मैं आपका बेटा नहीं? नरेन्द्र ही सब कुछ है, आपके लिए?'
'हा है तो। वो ब्याज है, सूद। मैंने उसे बडा किया, संस्कार दिए, जवाबदारी शीखाई। छोटे मोटे झघडे में उसकी तरफदारी की। अब वो ये सब कुछ भूल जाए एसा कैसे चलेगा?'
'लगता है, आप सिर्फ नरेन्द्र से ही मानोगे। मैं उसी को भेजता हूं, आपको मनाने...'
'अब तो नरेन्द्र आए तो भी मैं माननेवाला नहीं। कह देता हूं। बहोत दिल दुखाया है उसने मेरा'
'मुझे विश्वास है, पप्पा, आप मान जाएंगे। जब उसकी सगाई हुई थी, तब भी आप ऐसे ही रूठ गए थे, लेकिन जब वो आप को मनाने आया, तो कैसे मान गए थे? इस बार भी आप मान जाएंगे और प्रसंग अच्छी तरह से आयोजित होगा। हां, आप मान जाओगे, मुझे विश्वास है, आप मान जाओगे...आप मान जाओगे'

Is Kejriwal puppet of RSS or Modi?!

(Picture here is photoshopped image and not true. )
Sudden change of Arvind Kejriwal's stand from anti corruption to anti Modi creates suspicions: 

(1) Is there any RSS/VHP dissident such as Sanjay Joshi, Praveen Togadia or Govindacharya or leaders within BJP working as mastermind behind Kejriwal? Or Is RSS itself behing him?
If you observe Kejriwal's Gujarat tour, this point will be easy to understand. He never declared his programme so that Narendra Modi can prepare counter plan. Kejriwal kept changing plans. Not only he visited, along with him Gopal Rai and Sanjay Sinh also made low profile visit. It is said that during this four days visit, AAP leaders went in almost all districts and also did sting operations which they will release in installments.
This strategy is of RSS affiliated organisations. During emergency or in 90s karsewa they misled govt about their movements by such strategy. 

RSS can also behind him as RSS may be feeling that Modi's size has become larger than BJP/RSS and he is now uncontrollable. Actually RSS believes in principles, not in worship of personalities. That's why it has made saffron flag as its 'Guru' and not any person. And now all including many RSS pracharaks chanting 'NaMo' mantra so RSS may be thinking to stop Modi coming in power. Recently its head (SarSanghchalak) Mohan Bhagwat adviced RSS swayamsewaks not to chant NaMo NaMo. It's not RSS's work to worship any person. (Read: http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-it-s-not-our-job-to-chant-namo-namo-rss-chief-mohan-bhagwat-1968499)

(2) Or big question is : Is Kejriwal puppet of Modi? 

Please dont' be shocked!

As in 2007 and 2012 Gujarat assembly elections, Keshubhai Patel and Gujarat Parivartan Party (GPP) members opposed Modi in major way but ultimately proved beneficial for Modi as they cut Congress votes, Kejriwal can also prove supportive to make Modi PM. Before he resigned as Delhi CM, Kejriwal suddenly started opposing Modi. He kept Modi as center point of discussion.This (if it is) WWF fight kept only two persons in news: Kejriwal himself and Modi! Rahul Gandhi and other political personalities got almost marginalised. Channels also saw high TRPs in this fight and sudden programmes like India Today Conclave 2014 were arranged. 

Kejriwal challenged Modi to fight in Varanasi even when there was Murli Manohar Joshi and Narendra Modi supporters' clash was going on. Perhaps Kejriwal's challenge helped Modi to win (to get) Varanasi seat from Joshijee. His argument may be that if he didn't get Varanasi, Kejriwal would label him escapee.
Now Kejriwal is set to challenge Modi in Varanasi. So all eyes will be on this seat. 

Somedays before Kejriwal reportedly answered to a question that if he had to choose between Modi and Mayawati, he would prefer Modi. This indicates that he may support Modi after general elections but will find very principle coated excuse like he found one for taking support of Congress recently. But question rises here is :  

Why Modi needs Kejriwal?
Simply Kejriwal will cut anti Modi votes!

Now take this point into consideration. Kejriwal is constantly alleges against relation between Modi and Reliance Chairman Mukesh Ambani.

Since Anna movement, the movement and Kejriwal are constantly highlighted by only one media group and i.e. CNN-IBN (AajTak's stand keeps changing, from yesterday it has suddenly turned anti AAP). You may argue that it was due to its (now ex) managing editor Ashutosh. Also consider Rajdeep Sardesai's anti Modi stand since 2002 riot days.

But one should note that this group is owned/promoted by none other than Mukesh Ambani. (Read: RIL deal-Network18: Is Mukesh Ambani the new media mogul
http://m.indiatoday.in//story/bailout-for-raghav-bahl-network-18-signals-mukesh-ambani-willing-to-bet-big-money-on-media/1/168680.html)

So is Ambani fool enough to highlight his own enemy? Just couple of days before, Kejriwal's positive interview by his admirer Nikhil Wagle (Editor in IBN Lokmat). (Going by Kejriwal's own definition, it could be paid interview.)
So this Kejriwal-Modi-Ambani fight will ultimately help Modi as Modi's opponent parties like NCP, RJD, JDU, AIADMK, BJD, TMC will never be in news and AAP will be benefited where they have candidates and where there is no AAP candidates, Modi will get benefit. So after election, Kejriwal may support Modi saying: Modi is less corrupt among Lalu, Mulayam, Maywati, Jagan Mohan Reddy, Jayalalitha and Naveen Patnaik.

As I said above these are only suspicions but you never know they may be true or may not be.
Aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya!

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Rahul Gandhi on improvisation mode?


I am sure my this post is very risky as in this atmosphere when he is center of jokes, I am going to write some good things for him. 
Yes, I am talking about Rahul Gandhi. Since debacle in four states, lots of improvisation he has done. Infact in 2009, when he visited Gujarat, if my memory is correct,  he talked about youth coming forward in Congress even if he/she has not god father in the party. 
He started primaries like US. Unlike Kejriwal who gives speech reading paper, Rahul addresses without reading.
Yes he talks about rights given by RTI and other acts and that should be admired. And if you judge neutrally, there was economic stability though big recession hit in 2008 in all over world. Yes, price rise, removing subsidy, frequent hike in Petrol-Diesel price, insensitive snd arrogant  statements from Congress ministers/MPs specially regarding high food prices, security concerns from Pakistan and China, FDI in retail, handling Ramdev and Anna movement and many many more ponits go against Congress. 
And the way Congress govt gave liberty to opponents and freedom of expression, I doubt Modi, Kejriwal, Mamata or Jayalalitha dare to give. Modi often quotes awards or reports by planning commission or UPA govt praising Gujarat govt, but will other govt give just and fair report same way? There is no doubt that when your performance weakens you attracts mockery. So many cartoons, funny video clips are made on Manmohan, Sonia snd Rahul. Even some are privately circulated, but like in So sorry series of animated cartoon which is publicly shown on Aajtak, Manmohan is shown as helpless, Rahul is shown as child. Can Modi or Mamata tolerate this if they were in power? Even Kejriwal will not tolerate. It became clear recently when Delhi Police commissioner Neeraj Kumar mocked Arvind Kejriwal in India Today Conclave 2014. At that time, Kejriwal looked quite angry.
Rahul Gandhi has started new trend: Preparing manifesto by meeting varous sections like porters, tribal men and women, labourers, salt pan workers, fisherfolk....During these interactions Rahul can be seen without securitymen around him.
So Kejriwal is turning gradually towards Khaas aadmi politics (he will take dinner with those who will pay rs 10000 and Rs 20000) and Rahul is meeting real Aam Aadmis. And it is not that Rahul has started this type of politics. He had visited and spent night at dalit's house. 
Where Rahul lacks behind is his oratory skills and social media. His ministers have made totally bad image of Congress. It seems this election will test him completely as from Congress side just he is in helm of campaigning. Sonia Gandhi is no where. 
But question can corrupt face of Congress be hidden behind Rahul's cute and fair face? Is Kejriwal proving Rahul better choice than him? Wait and watch!

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Thumb Rules For Becoming Nonsense News Maker


After some years, when there will be discussion on how media created a zero to hero or unknown person celebrity, Arvind Kejriwal's name would also be included with Kamar R Khan, Rahul Mahajan, Mallika Sherawat, Rakhi Sawant, Poonam Pandey, Veena Malik, Dolly Bindra, Kashmira Shah, Nupur Mehta, Sherlyn Chopra, Sofia hayat. These controversy queens know how to be in news, how to create sensation, how to attract media attention.
(1) First rule is, attack big person. 
For example in 2004, Mallika Sherawat had challenged that if she fought against Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Ataljee would be defeated. Kamal R Khan who likes to be identified as KRK (like Shahrukh Khan as SRK) had targeted from Modi, Rajinikanth to Preity Zinta, Asin, and even Sunny Leon. Arvind Kejriwal is also doing same thing. He has started targeting Narendra Modi.

(2) Use abusive language.
 Don't give respect. Speak loudly. Don't give chance reporter to ask question. These dramebaaz queens always use abusive language and so is Kejriwal. Generally in public life, leader also give respect to opponents. "Vo kehte hai" is spoken, and not "Vo kehta hai". But Kejriwal and his party members except Yogendra Yadav and Kumar Vishwas don't use respectful language.

(3) When charges are made against you, cry foul.
 Start crying. Blame that you are small creature so all will target you. Hamari aukat hi kya hai, main to ek chhota aadmi hun.

(4) Give false promises. But never fulfill it.
Poonam Pandey had promised that she will become nude if Bharatiya cricket team would win. But she didn't fulfilled it. Rakhi Sawant, Mallika Sherawat participates in marriage show 'Swayamwar' but some time after they get seperated with their so called lover or husband chose during the television show. All knows about false promises of Kejriwal.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Gujaratis and NGO culture

It is said that Gujaratis are most intelligent (in terms of money making), god fearing and peace loving people. They can see which party and which leader is beneficial to them. They value single rupee and dont waste it and so is vote. They also want stability in state. That's why after independence they choose Congress govt. In 90s decade they understood wave of change very well in advance. So they voted for Chimanbhai Patel CM. Chimanbhai was alleged to be corrupt and giving support to anti social elements but they loved his bold image because he fought on Narmada issue with central goverment. However he ditched public and merged with Congress. So Gujaraties went with BJP. One faction of BJP revolted and came power with help of Congress so in next election Gujaratis elected BJP and wiped out Congress. Then after Congress could never come into power.
Gujaratis supported Narendra Modi led BJP not only once, but thrice? Why? Because Congress, NGOs and media defamed so much on issue of riots that Gujaratis are still angry. At time of riots media persons arrived from Delhi and maligned so much without knowing history and geography of Gujarat. National media, be it Hindi or English even cant pronounce Dhrangadhra correctly. (However same media and some bollywood-television persons mock Gujaratis inabilitty to pronounce whole and hole, uu i.e. double u and alphabet w.)
Even they have not learnt how to pronounce surname of Haren Pandya, late state home minister, correctly. So when there are good things happening in Gujarat, media dont show. But they will not miss any chance to defame Gujarat. Why this anti Gujaratism? Just because a party or party leader you dont like?
This time also Anjana Om Kashyap and other national media persons had great plan and expected big stories that will run for some coming months. But one wrong step of Kejriwal got them on back foot.
Actually Arvind Kejriwal as he is new entrant into politics, had not thought that model code of conduct had come in place. He thought he was being stopped by Gujarat police on behalf of Narendra Modi. And he would be arrested if not for some days, but for one day or so. So he provoked policemen who were just performing their duties to arrest him. But his calculations proved wrong. First of all, he was just detained and that for some minutes. But opportunist leader thought to take (dis)advantage of situation. So messages were sent in which, as per news channels, it was instructed to AAP workers to get together at Ashok Nagar on BJP office in Delhi. Poor aam aadmi workers were misinformed with this message that Kejriwal was arrested which was not true. This filled anger in AAP workers. Ashutosh who may be good journalist but not good as politian, provoked workers. His style of talking even when he looks cool is provocative unlike his leader Yogendra Yadav. This led to violence.



Demostration under leadership of Ashutosh without prior permission, turned into violence which highly damaged image established by Kejriwaljee.
But it didnt stop there. Provocation spreaded to Lucknow and Allahabad.
This violence changed media focus from Gujarat to Delhi.
Even in Gujarat, Kejriwal's car was attacked. So Anjana Om Kasyap went back to Delhi as she may have understood mood of Gujarat. And who can better undrstand than her? Because Gujaratis had seen attack on Medha Patkar and AajTak (where Anjana is working), reporter. So Anjana must have got advice to return back by AajTak bosses.
That attack came long after Gujaratis patiently opposed Medha Patkar's anti Narmada campaign. People like Medha Patker and Mallika sarabhai are with AAP. And AAP is more having NGO culture which is not liked by Gujaratis as these NGOs talk about aam aadmi, poor, minorities, environment and get huge fund from foreign countries. Then they do little for deserving people. Most of these NGOs only do 'showbaazy'. They invite media person, do press conferences, host lunch for them, give gifts and then got clicked with few deserving people and thus get publicity. So some local reporters may have inclination towards these NGOs. But majority of local media donot get impressed by this.
Kejriwal is also byproduct of this NGO culture so he knows how to do little and get huge publicity. No wonder few media persons may have got impressed with his style of functioning.
But as Gujaratis dont like NGO culture, they may not get attracted towards AAP. Reason why they dont like NGOs or AAP is that they hate hypocrisy.
Many Gujaratis do social service work on their own. They dont need NGOs for social work. There are social service doing organisations which work low profile. If you go Bagdana near Mahuva, constituency of Kanubhai Kalsaria, BJP turned AAP leader, you will find Bapa Sitaram temple trust doing good work without having single word published in media. Then there is Jalaram Bapa's Veerpur. Many small, medium and big entrepreneaurs are also doing social work.
Ahmedabad based founder of Harsha engineer's Rajendra Shah is doing good work for mentally challenged children. Bhavnagar based CEO of Microsign company Nisheeth Mehta, who is also known as proud father of Pathik Mehta table tennis champion, is doing amzing work for physically disabled.
So I mean to say that Gujaratis are sewabhavi, fun loving (khana pina aur manorajan) and  peace loving. They have accepted those who come from outside. Be it parsis, muslims, sikhs, Uttar bhartiyas and Biharis. But as Narendra Modi says truely reflecting spirit of Gujaratis: Ame koine chhedta nathi ane jo koi amne chhede to ene chhodta nathi. (We like to live in harmony and peace but if some one will try to harrass us, we will give tit for tat )
So many disasters Gujaratis have seen in past from drought to cyclone, from pleague to flood, and yes how can we forget earhquake! All time Gujaratis have bounced back. Gujarat has seen 27 February 2002 karsewak burning live and post Godhra riots. It has also seen Akshardham temple attack and Ahmedabad serial attacks but Gujaratis residing outside Gujarat have never turned violent. Even though media has made an image of Gujaratis as if they are so violent.
It is true that few Gujaratis join army and sports but they dont look back when it comes to financial support.
Film and television industries cant run without Gujarati financiers Gujarati artists and Gujarati viewers of course.
Stock exchange is almost zero without Gujaratis.
So, I mean to say national media and Kejriwal & Co. that dont underestimate power of Gujaratis.They are living in peace, wealth and harmony. No one can deny that there is development in Gujarat. However they may be many things still to be done which can be raised in effective and peaceful manner. But please
don't throw stone in still water. Dont spoil peace and harmony prevailing in Gujarat since last 12 years. Live and let live.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Who is impotent anyway, Mr. Salman Khurshid?


Our foreign minister Mr. Salman Khurshid who called Narendra Modi impotent over Gujarat riots issue and later clarified that he said so for Modi's inactiveness for stopping riots. However, he didn't dare to call so Akhilesh Yadav in whose tenure, Muzaffarnagar and other riots happened. He doesn't dare to call so Tarun Gogoi in whose tenure, Assam riots happned just in 2012. And remember, Mr. Manmohan Singh, our honourable prime minister represents Assam as Rajya Sabha MP.
Anyway, look at Mr. Khurshid's own inactiveness (or in his terminology, impotence)  as foreign minister and decide who is impotent (by definition he gave for Mr. Modi)
- Pakistan armymen beheaded two Bhartiya soldiers in 8 January, 2013.
- After this incidence, our foreign minister Mr. Salman Khurshid  hosted lunch for Pakistan's then PM Raja Parvez Ashraf. Remember, it would even just if Mr. Ashraf had come on official visit, but Ashraf was on personal visit.
-On 7 June 2013, a Junior Commissioned Officer (JCO) of Indian Army was killed in cross-border firing with Pakistani troops in Sabjian area of Mandi sector along the Line of Control (LoC) in Poonch district
- Pakistan armymen again came, attacked and killed five Bhartiya soldiers in 6 August, 2013.
- China army's soldiers enters in Indian territory often like they have come on picnic, they stop Bhartiya soldiers from patrolling. Manmohan Singh visits China, but can not effectively raise the issue.
-Pakistan played with Bhartiya emotions in June, 2012 by announcing release of Sarabjit singh and later on retracting on it and said it was mistake. Later, Sarabjit was attacked in Lahore jail and died.
-Nawaz Sharif reportedly calls Manmohan 'Dehati Aurat' and our great journalist (reportedly Barkha Dutt) remains present there and enjoy breakfast. Mr. Khurshid as minister of external affairs remains silent.
- After talk between Manmohan Singh and Nawaz Sharif in New York, Pakistan continued its mischiefs. A head constable of the Border Security Force (BSF) was killed and seven others, including a civilian, were injured as Pakistani troops from across the International Border continued intense small-arms firing and 82-mm mortar shelling of Jammu border areas on 22 October, 2013 night.
- Srilanka who was once friend of Bharat, now behaves like enemy due to closeness of China. Its navy continuously arresting Bhartiya fishermen.
- Our female diplomate Devyani Khobragade met undiplomatic behavior by US authorities and was arrested. Salman Khurshid vowed he will never come in parliament unless he was able to restore Devyani Khobragade's honour. But what happened? US remained firm on its decisioni and Khorbagade had to come back Bharat. Now she could not visit ever to US and if she goes there, she will be arrested. And Khurshid participated in Lok Sabha session though he could not fulfill his pledge.

And if we forget you are foreign minister Mr. Khurshid, as person you are also accused of mal practices in NGO run by your wife. You supposedly ate money meant for disabled money. Aaj Tak aired a story, Operation Dhritrashtra, about how the Zakir Hussain Memorial Trust run by Salman Khurshid and his wife Louise was involved in cases of financial misappropriation and forgery. The channel alleged that a Rs.71.5 lakh grant received by the Trust from the Ministry of Social Justice and Empowerment in 2009-10 and intended for distributing equipment to differently-abled was misused on the basis of forged signatures of officers. The draft of a CAG report also confirmed bungling of funds in the running of the Trust and sought report on utilisation of funds.

And Khurshid threatened Arvind Kejriwal to come in Farrukhabad bloodshed and violence by saying : "Till now I have been wielding a pen. I was made the Law Minister and asked to wield a pen. Now it is time to replace ink with blood. Let him (Kejriwal) come to Farrukhabad, but how will he go back?"
links : (1) http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/ngo-headed-by-salman-khurshids-wife-comes-under-scanner-for-forgery/1/224142.html
(2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTEnqZzvqlc

And perhaps, knowing your capacity of fraud, if any, Mr. Khurshid, your party man and colleague in cabinet, Union steel minister Beni Prasad Varma said: "I don't think a person like Khurshid will do anything for an amount like Rs 71 lakh. It is a very small amount for a Central Minister. If it would have been Rs 71 crore, even I would have been serious."