Kejri Song : Meri Marzi, Mein Chahe Ye Karun, Mein Chahe Wo Karun

(It is just parody of original song  from movie Gambler, lyrics by my friend Vinay Dave and sung by Devang Patel.)
Meri Marzi
Main Chahe Ye Karu Main Chahe Woh Karu
Main Chahe Yaha Jaau Main Chahe Waha Jaau
Modi Ko Main Kahu Bhrastachari Mujse To Sheela Haari
Rahul Ko Main Bolu Bhaiya Sonia Ko Mein Bolu Maiyya
Mere Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Nahi
Chupchaap Baithe Raho Bolna Nahi
Mujhe Samajhana Mat Jhooth Sahi
Chahe Pee Jaau Main Chaay Kaafi Daal Ke Dahi
Meri Marzi ..

Har Chauraahe Par Main Jhadoo Lagawaun
News Paper Kaat Ke Apna Suit Main Banawau
Hospital Mein Jaake Main Zoron Se Chillaau
Rahul Ko God Mein Leke Lori Sunaau
Punya Prasoon Se Setting Kar Ke Media Ko Khari Khoti sunau
Aalu Tamatar Ko Maaru Criket Ke Shot
Sadak Pe Mein Dharne Karoo Pehanke Aam Aadmi Topi
Badi Laactari Lage Kabhi To Rakhu Surat Roti
Mujhe Ab Roko Nahi Mujhe Ab Toko Nahi
Mera Kaha Sun Ke Tum Aaise Ab Chaunko Nahi

Nakli Khansi Kha Kha Ke Khub Chillau Karun Main Shor
AAPnewale Ko Chhod mein baki sab Ko Kahu Chor
Paani Ka Daam Badhaun Main Muft Mein Bechu Tel
Kankar Patthar Dhool Daalkar Sabko De Du Bhel
Main Chahe Ye Karu ...

Main Wagon R Ko Chood Jet Plane Se Jaau Meri Marzi
Main Apne Shoe Ki Lace Bandhawaau Meri Marzi
Main 10 Room Wala Duplex Mangu Meri Marzi
Aadhi Raat Ko Mahilaon Ko Pareshan Karun
Janta Aaye To Terrace Pe Chad Jaun
Bete Ko Main Baap Kah Du Congress Ko AAP
Roz Savere Uthake Chillau BJP Tun Bhaag
Sar Pe Topi Pehnke Sab Ko Pehnaun Topi
Mujhe Ab Roko Nahi ... 

Is Kejriwal puppet of RSS or Modi?!

(Picture here is photoshopped image and not true. )

Sudden change of Arvind Kejriwal's stand from anti corruption to anti Modi creates suspicions: 

(1) Is there any RSS/VHP dissident such as Sanjay Joshi, Praveen Togadia or Govindacharya or leaders within BJP working as mastermind behind Kejriwal? Or Is RSS itself behing him?
If you observe Kejriwal's Gujarat tour, this point will be easy to understand. He never declared his programme so that Narendra Modi can prepare counter plan. Kejriwal kept changing plans. Not only he visited, along with him Gopal Rai and Sanjay Sinh also made low profile visit. It is said that during this four days visit, AAP leaders went in almost all districts and also did sting operations which they will release in installments.
This strategy is of RSS affiliated organisations. During emergency or in 90s karsewa they misled govt about their movements by such strategy. 

RSS can also behind him as RSS may be feeling that Modi's size has become larger than BJP/RSS and he is now uncontrollable. Actually RSS believes in principles, not in worship of personalities. That's why it has made saffron flag as its 'Guru' and not any person. And now all including many RSS pracharaks chanting 'NaMo' mantra so RSS may be thinking to stop Modi coming in power. Recently its head (SarSanghchalak) Mohan Bhagwat adviced RSS swayamsewaks not to chant NaMo NaMo. It's not RSS's work to worship any person. (Read: http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-it-s-not-our-job-to-chant-namo-namo-rss-chief-mohan-bhagwat-1968499)

(2) Or big question is : Is Kejriwal puppet of Modi? 

Please dont' be shocked!

As in 2007 and 2012 Gujarat assembly elections, Keshubhai Patel and Gujarat Parivartan Party (GPP) members opposed Modi in major way but ultimately proved beneficial for Modi as they cut Congress votes, Kejriwal can also prove supportive to make Modi PM. Before he resigned as Delhi CM, Kejriwal suddenly started opposing Modi. He kept Modi as center point of discussion.This (if it is) WWF fight kept only two persons in news: Kejriwal himself and Modi! Rahul Gandhi and other political personalities got almost marginalised. Channels also saw high TRPs in this fight and sudden programmes like India Today Conclave 2014 were arranged. 

Kejriwal challenged Modi to fight in Varanasi even when there was Murli Manohar Joshi and Narendra Modi supporters' clash was going on. Perhaps Kejriwal's challenge helped Modi to win (to get) Varanasi seat from Joshijee. His argument may be that if he didn't get Varanasi, Kejriwal would label him escapee.
Now Kejriwal is set to challenge Modi in Varanasi. So all eyes will be on this seat. 

Somedays before Kejriwal reportedly answered to a question that if he had to choose between Modi and Mayawati, he would prefer Modi. This indicates that he may support Modi after general elections but will find very principle coated excuse like he found one for taking support of Congress recently. But question rises here is :  

Why Modi needs Kejriwal?
Simply Kejriwal will cut anti Modi votes!

Now take this point into consideration. Kejriwal is constantly alleges against relation between Modi and Reliance Chairman Mukesh Ambani.

Since Anna movement, the movement and Kejriwal are constantly highlighted by only one media group and i.e. CNN-IBN (AajTak's stand keeps changing, from yesterday it has suddenly turned anti AAP). You may argue that it was due to its (now ex) managing editor Ashutosh. Also consider Rajdeep Sardesai's anti Modi stand since 2002 riot days.

But one should note that this group is owned/promoted by none other than Mukesh Ambani. (Read: RIL deal-Network18: Is Mukesh Ambani the new media mogul
http://m.indiatoday.in//story/bailout-for-raghav-bahl-network-18-signals-mukesh-ambani-willing-to-bet-big-money-on-media/1/168680.html)

So is Ambani fool enough to highlight his own enemy? Just couple of days before, Kejriwal's positive interview by his admirer Nikhil Wagle (Editor in IBN Lokmat). (Going by Kejriwal's own definition, it could be paid interview.)
So this Kejriwal-Modi-Ambani fight will ultimately help Modi as Modi's opponent parties like NCP, RJD, JDU, AIADMK, BJD, TMC will never be in news and AAP will be benefited where they have candidates and where there is no AAP candidates, Modi will get benefit. So after election, Kejriwal may support Modi saying: Modi is less corrupt among Lalu, Mulayam, Maywati, Jagan Mohan Reddy, Jayalalitha and Naveen Patnaik.

As I said above these are only suspicions but you never know they may be true or may not be.
Aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya!