अगर गब्बरसिंह आम आदमी पार्टी से चुनाव लडे तो?

अगर गब्बरसिंह आम आदमी पार्टी से चुनाव लडता (हॅसो मत, 'आप' से चुनाव लडनेवाला कोई डाकु, चोर या लुटेरा नहीं) तो कहता: वीरु और जय चोर है। मैं तो प्रमाणिकता से कुछ आटा मागता हूं तो क्या ये मेरा गुनाह है? मैं तो छोटा आदमी हूं जी। मेरी औकात क्या है। मैं तो ऐक ही तरह के कपडे पहनता हूं, खैनी खाता हूं, मेरा तो ठाकुर जैसा बडा घर नहीं, पहाड पे रहता हूं। बच्चो को मेरे नाम से नींद भी आ जाती है,  फिर भी सरकार ने मुजे पकडने के लिए 50 हजार का ईनाम रखा है। और जय और वीरु खुले घूम रहे है। मैं गांव लूटुं तो संविधान के खिलाफ और जय-वीरु चोरीचकारी करे तो संविधान के मुताबिक? संविधान तो मैंने भी पढा है जी।
आप को सलामती सिर्फ एक ही आदमी दे सकता है। खुद गब्बर।
देखो, पहले ठाकुर ने वीरु और जय को पकडा था (शोले का प्रारंभिक द्रृश्य) लेकिन मैं आ गया तो कैसे तीनो मिल गए। बहोत याराना लगता है। सब बेईमान है, चोर है, हाक थूं।

Kya AAP ko khansi hai?

Courtesy: http://www.newsyaps.com/

Some advertisements cum spoof: If any can make its video
(1) Kya AAP ko jukam hai?
Kya AAP khansi se pareshan hai?

To kuch 'lete' kyun nahin?

AAP: Are bhai, tum kaun ho? Congressi ho ya BJPwale? Ya Mukesh Ambaniwale? Mein leta nahin sirf deta hun, wo bhi gaaliyan.

(2) Khansi ki doosri ad
Kya AAP khansi se bahot pareshan hai?
Kya AAP ko thand bahut lagati hai?
Pareshan mat ho...AAP khanste rahiye, kya pata AAP kal Chief Minister hi ban jaye
Aur han, hamara VIP muffler pehanna mat bhuliye

(3) Kya AAP ko khujli bahot aati hai?
Kya AAP ko kisi ko chor kehne ka ji chahta hai?
Kya AAP ko kisi ko bhrast kehna hai?
To ye 'mein aam aadmi hun naam ki topi pehniye aur fir dekhiye.
(More to come)....

What is VIP culture?

Let me clerify first.I am not yet 100 percent clear about abolishing so called VIP culture which Arvind Kejriwal talks to abolish. Sometimes some priorities must be given to high status people. E.g. in your home, main person who is earning member, be it male or female, if he/she has to rush office, he/she will take bath first, he/she will read newspaper first, first lunch will be served to him/her. If he is in hurry, you will not try to come in his/her way because it can make him/her angry. This anger is not because he/she considers you lower than him/her but just due to his/her hurriness.
If your grand father or grand mother comes and there is no extra chair, you will stand up and offer your chair. So is it VIP things?
Like election, where and when voters are given feeling of being special, our society also make brides and bridegrooms feel being special on wedding day. (Those who are married, remember your own wedding day :-) ).
If we talk in global context, before one month of US president's visit, his security staff will come and check all arrangements.
Arvind Kejriwal has gotten two volunteers as his car drivers. What is it? Is it not sort of VIP culture in a extent?
Yes, VIP culture is defined on priority base. In above example, if earning person is on leave or holiday then if his/her child has to rush for school/tution/exam, priority will be given to it. I remember we had only one TVS moped. So untill my father was working I had not privilege to ride on it but whenever he had holiday, I used to go tution on it. Otherwise I had to ride on bicycle. And I understood situation and priority well as we could not afford another moped. But after sometime we bought another second hand moped. But now also I could not take it. My elder sister had started job so now for second moped, first priority was given to her. Was this VIP culture? Absolutely not, I think so.
So, sometimes it is difficult to define VIP culture.

Why people felt betryed from Arvind Kejriwal in short span?

Why is there so much noise about #AAP ministers taking official cars or kejriwal taking duplex bunglows? Because AAP created their image as simple and sewabhavi people. We created same hue and cry when there were lavish wedding at houses of netas like Gadkari. We were just tired of VIP culture. We were tired from paying high electricity bills snd water charges. We believed in paying income tax and other taxes but expected good facilities. Good and non corrupt behaviour from govt clerks and officers. So when Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare led movement against corruption we middle class and youths came on sadaks. We belived that there will not be any compromise against corruption. If Arvind Kejriwal promises he will fulfill. But he broke his children's kasam of not taking support of Con-grace or BJP. He became silent on Sheila Dixit after forming govt. There are many other points on which we feel betryaed. In Delhi assembly at time of trust vote his speech was very touchy. But at same time his and his colleagues behaviour and silence tend to believe us that he is not different from other so called corrupt leaders. There are other chie ministers like Mamata Banerjee, Manik Sarkar, Manohar Parrikar, who have simple life styles and never they or their partymen went gaga on it while Kejriwal and their party workers made a publicity issue. Thats why there is so much noise against Kejriwal and his party. Gussa to logo ko corrupt system par tha hi, wo aur bhi badh gaya in dhongi sadgiwale logo se.

Yogendra Yadav: Kumbh ke mele mein bichhde hue bhai?

I have been watching Yogendra Yadav, psephologist and now Aam Aadmi Party leader since he was analysing election on Doordarshan with Pranoy Roy. But he was not frequent face. Since he joined AAP, he started coming on news channels. Although I am not agree with his many points I like his way of putting point of view. When I looked him, thought always came in my mind that I have seen him before. Then I started thinking that Yogendra Yadav looks like a familiar actor who acted in many Doordatshsn serials and movie. After thinking for a couple of days Name emerged on surface: M.K.Raina. 

Incidently Aam Aadmi Party story resembles to story of Main Azaad Hoon film of Amitabh Bachchan. In this film M K Raina played role of newspaper employee. Here are both person's photograph. Lagte hai na kumbh mein bichhde hue do bhai!

Yogendra Yadav

M K Raina

Make post election alliance crime!

This also should be included in election reforms of which Anna Hazare and Arvind Kejriwal advocating. No post election alliance should be allowed. It should be crime. Party leaders should be jailed. If you fight against each other in election, you can not forge alliance with opposite parties after election.We have witnessed so far that Parties like Samajwadi party, NCP, RJD, Communists, DMK, AIADMk, LJP, NC fight against Congress's corruption, but after elections they come together to form government on various excuses like 'To save Bharat from communal forces'. This is not only moral cheating, but criminal cheating too.
#AAPformingGovtInDelhi

Salute you Anna! Without you Lokpal would be only dream

Whatever you say, Anna Hazare changing his stand now and then, changing team...but we must accept the fact that at age of more than 70 he started Lokpal movement and led successfully.
It is true that Arvind Kejriwal and his team which is now part of AAP played importent role in it but without Anna it could not be successful. Anna's simple language made point of lokpal simple to understand. His fakir type lifestyle attracted youth and other citizens. And top of it, he observed fast for so many days which is not easy. Without Anna, Lokpal would not be possible as it was not being passed since 44 years! Anna created moral pressure.
Whenever history will be written, Anna's name will be there! Who says Gandhi's idelogy is not relevant in present age? Salute you, Anna!

Reasons why AAP perfromed dramatically in Delhi Elections 2013?

(1) It was born out of anti corruption movement. Arvind Kejriwal was arrested during movement. He exposed so much scams. He dared to expose Robert Vadra, son in law of Sonia Gandhi. He dared to expose scam of Nitin Gadkari. That's why he became hero.
(2) Use of social media extensively. Infact, they used social media as tool from day one and response to Jan Lokpal movement was big due to socia media.
(3) Connected youth. Its founders are all youth, be it Arvind Kejriwal or Manish Sisodia or charming Shazia Ilmi. They appealed to youth. They attracted new age bollywood people like Vishal Dadlani and MTv host Rajeev Laxman.
(4) Founder is with mission. Arvind Kejriwal and Manish Sisodia left lucrative jobs like IRS and journalist to fight against corruption. They became ideals. While in other parties, no persons are there who can become ideals. In Congress and BJP, there were such leaders like Lal Bahadur Shastri and Kushabhau Thakre, but at present there is no one.
(5) They raised those issues which no other parties cared about. Congress and BJP both had match fixing like situation in Delhi and at center. Price rise, high power bill, water scarcity were the main issues, but Congress didn't care to solve it. BJP didn't oppose effectivley. Had it not declared Dr. Harshwardhan as CM candidate, BJP could not have become single largest party.
(6) Selection of candidates. They choose candidate having common man background. Like Jarneil Singh who threw shoe at P. Chidambaram. Journalistd Jarnail Singh asked Chidambaram how Jagdish Tytler got clean chit from CBI in 1984 anti sikh riots, after Chidambaram didn't give satisfactory answer, he threw shoe at him. Voters elected him. This shows how much anger is there in public. AAP also selected commando who got injured in 26 November attack on Mumbai.